10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fook the floosh droo!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.