10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson