10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway