10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus