10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?