10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.