10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls