10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."