10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."