10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?