10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.