10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright