10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson