10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.