10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave