10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.