10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez