10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)