10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes