10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers