10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.