10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth