10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."