10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.