10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.