10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Welcome to kicker school
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"