10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer