10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.