10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Fook the floosh droo!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!