10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha