10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A