10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is