10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear