10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown