10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.