10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is for fat, American losers.