10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack