10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"