10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.