10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "No river, no fish."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak