10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave