10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.