10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.