10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus