10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.