10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson