10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.