10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.