10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.