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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob